Black asphalt, White light...

Ok, it's a stretch. I was going to do something with a zebra but something came up. On the way back home from the gym today I noticed a squirrel in the middle of the road. As soon as I got near, it bolted into my lane and under my tire. There was a thump and two quick crunches. In the rear-view I saw ol' skippy, lifeless and flat as a pancake. I felt so bad that I had to do something in honor of him. So this is for you Skippy. May heaven be filled with lots of hot girl squirrels and acorns.